Self Gloss: I am not great anymore pal, but I used to be. And dammit already, stop calling me Bo-Lay. Don't you understand? The two dots over the "o" makes a 'errrl' sound. It's Burrrrl. Get it right. i would never try to update your site, you are the original, i am having a blast with all this new jargin. What does "Hey Lady, Sup?" mean??

Personal Notes: Recruited by Dan Romero in Spring of 2001. Played semi-regularly on the Wed night team. True alligance lies with his own organization, LEGEND SOFTBALL. The level of dedication to his team rivals that of the Cruises as he has not only shirts and hats for the squad... but custom bag bags, chairs, shorts, sandles, BOXERS and pullovers. Manger at Olive Garden. Sister played D-I softball for OK state... Has never considered purchasing Jim Barr Pimp Gear ... Does not have a cat called "Socks". Left the team in 2001.

Madden Cruiser Highlights: Won MVP honors for the Cruisers first game of the year 2001. went 4-4 with a dong, and 4 RBI's to lead the hot bats on that night. Threw two balls to home in a tournament which wound up hurting his good friend Bruce Wonderlick. First through caused Bruce to tear his MCL, second caused 15 stitches under his eye. Bruce has vowed never to play at 'the Yard' in Fullerton again.